December 29th, 2008, 04:32 PM
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Our world is shaped by individuals
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You know you're a geek when: - You see a typo in a book and you think, "syntax error."
- The internet is vital to your existance.
- You love FOSS.
- You laugh at "NT is the path to the dark side".
- You understand "Your mom circulates like a public key, servicing more requests than HTTP. She keeps all her ports open like Windows ME".
- You feel like shooting yourself in the head when someone refers to the internet as 'that little blue E'.
- When dreaming about how computers will take over the world and you are king of them all.
- You have used words like "lol", "leet" and "omg" in daily speech.
- You miss the F1 button under math classes.
- You try yo get into the BIOS of your car
- You scream "Just ******* google it" when somebody asks a simple question in the class.
- You accuse everybody running faster than your self of using speed hack.
- You've got The Flu and are trying to do a virus check.
- Somebody asks you about your address, you give them: 192.12.0.140.
- You are seriously considering asking your doctor how much you can overclock your brain.
- At McDonalds, you're ordering a 160MB hamburger.
- You wish you've ordered your house through Microsoft, it would be so easy to just take the backdoor in.
- You find it more natural to count 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256 than 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
- Somebody yells at you, and you're desperately looking for the "mute"-button.
- You feel like it is a disaster when your ISP goes down.
- You look at a clever math formula or program algorithm and think it is the most beutiful poetry you have ever read.
- You wish you could have a pet penguin running around in the house.
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